boo you whore!
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
You are my spirit animal
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE
AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING
Three people I’d kiss;
- Josh Hutcherson
- Adam Levine
- This adorable guy at my work heh :$
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to