vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

(via livingfastandhavingfun)

rnackenzie:

don’t say what’s up to me bc im literally never doing anything and the conversation won’t go anywhere omg

(via please-dontgiveuponus)

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

(via the-sassy-doctor)

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

(via livingfastandhavingfun)

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(via the-sassy-doctor)

jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

(via darker-is-better)